Peritonitis 

I’ve got tummy pains, tummy ache, 
Give me some tablets I can take.
I’ve checked my bag my fluids clear,
So hopefully peritonitis is one less fear.
I’ll come into ward 26n,
So you can check my fluid again.
Check me out I’ll do as you say,
Then you can send me on my way.

HJ Trumper 2000